1. Try to be funny in your profile. Having a sense of humor in your profile can attract positive people. It is not witty when you just write, “I am funny.” It is a sad display of poor imagination. Try to be creative and write something like: “My flat mate wants me out of the flat so he and his rabbit can 'be alone', please take me home with you.”

2. Being negative will turn people off. Would you want to hang out with a person who dampens your day? month? life? Don’t write “Just been horrifcally dumped by an asshole again so I’m looking again. But dont mess with me cos Ive had enough!” Be happy and write something like: 'Im looking for a nice gal/guy to suit my shy/sexy mood'

3. Don't get hung up on your material achievments. You can also describe what you are doing in life briefly; unless you have a lousy job like a police officer, joking, I meant to say clown.

4. When writing about the type of person you are looking for, try to be briefly descriptive but still have some vague scope. Here’s a bad example, “I’m looking for a rich, wealthy kind of Guy.” This will only attract guys that will use their money to control you .

5. Try not to be too sexual on dating site’s profiles. If you are trying to be a porn star there are other kinds of websites that are better suited to your needs!!!lol!

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