Letter For Dumping A Man:

Dear _______________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.

I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:

• ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion.
• ___The fact that our first dining experience to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter! *. ___Your constant emailing, shows me you have way too much time on your hands!7. *___Your legs are skinnier than mine.
• ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.
• ___You have a hairy back: I hope you never get flees
• ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in your dialogue
• ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting. *___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker
• ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner *___Your height is out of proportion to your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application *___Your a dick,

Sincerely, _________________________________

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